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Groom 101

The Newlyweds Guide to Honeymoon Sex

Bob Horner

Although wedding night sex can be overrated or may not even end up happening at all after such an exhausting day, honeymoon sex, on the other hand, can be one of the Seven Wonders of the World. This is one time in your married life when there’s a good chance that you’ll have sex every day (at least for the length of the honeymoon), so be prepared to take advantage of it.

After months of stressful and exhausting wedding planning, the first thing you and your bride will probably want to do is take a nap. Make sure to rest up because that may be some of the only sleep you’ll get on your honeymoon as you’re running around trying to see all of the sites. Once the wedding is over and you and your bride can finally relax together and bask in the glow of being newlyweds, it’s time — in the words of Marvin Gaye — to get it on.

Get freaky with it, but just make sure to leave the handcuffs, whips or chains at home. You don’t want to have to explain those items to airport security. Instead, get some nice lotions, massage oils or a risqué outfit to wear for your bride. Most brides get sexy lingerie from a bachelorette party or lingerie shower to bring with her on the honeymoon, so plan ahead and have a nice surprise waiting for her as well.

Whatever you do, have fun and enjoy it. And try not to spend your entire honeymoon indoors, or on a balcony, if you’re like 60 percent of freaky honeymooners. Make sure and get out and see the sights, take in a tour or go to a nice restaurant to sample the local flavors of your honeymoon locale.

TMR Recommendation: Your honeymoon will be one of the most remembered trips of your life for many reasons, so have fun and try and fit in as much alone time as possible. Go get her, tiger!

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